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dear k(you),

you ever read horoscopes? i think you should, it's pretty interesting. i once read mine, it said "better remember number" or something like that. the same night, i had the chance to get someone's number. little things like that. anyway, here's the thing. i found this "really accurate" horoscope, and as much as i know it's just bullshit, after reading it, i want it to be real. so bad. so here, (i'm not putting the sign, coz yeah, i'm making good on my precautions)

mine:
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very Good at confusing people... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Will not take any crap from anyone. Like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Trustworthy. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE

yours:
Trustworthy. Attractive.. . Great kisser. One of a kind, loves being in long-term relationships. Can be clumsy at times but tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they're not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter but will Knock your lights out

i italicized the things i found funny. i hope you found them funny too, my perpetual distraction <3