thirty-first.

dear (k)you,

i am really doing anything for you. i know, i know, you never asked me to do these things, but i want to. for you. does that make sense? anyway, point in case, i would really do anything for you (or in this case at least, for you to notice me? or maybe be something worthy of your second glance). let's enumerate (for lack of better things to do while i wait for that thing to finish downloading)

1. to lose weight (coz apparently, where you're from, 100lbs is overweight): i only eat 1 decent meal a day except on weekends (come on, give me that :))) and i walk around 2 kms(?) everyday from the train station to my house. i know it's a short distance, but it helps in metabolism. and i might (actually will, i just have to wait for my aunt) go under non-surgical lipo-suction (this isn't as bad as it sounds. it's technically just a demo for a machine, and it costs nil).

2. to look pretty (coz who doesn't like pretty girls?): i do stupid regimens every night, every week. i have sacrificed study time (although i really wouldn't be studying either way so this doesn't matter) to watch beauty tutorial videos so i could look like someone you would consider.

3. to see you (coz what's the use of all this if i don't?): i become stingy, calculating every single cent i have.

4. oh and the worst of them all i guess. this is under losing weight, but i think it deserves a separate mention, coz it's so stupid: i am going to go on a stupid diet to hasten my weight loss. said diet consists of eating 9 FUCKING EGGS A DAY. but i would lose around 10? kgs after 2 weeks.

so OAO, please oh please, make this worth it :(